So after three less than fruitful months of searching for private apartments, I gave in and applied for my guaranteed university housing. I fully expected that this would suck, and, when the offer finally came through, was disappointed to see that they had given me my last choice apartment. Kind of. They really just gave me a random room in my last choice building. I do have to admit that it was nice to know I would have somewhere to sleep when I got here (although my bed is so uncomfortable you can't really call it restful). So I left the US with a slightly pessimistic attitude about how this foolishness would turn out.
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| The Front Door of my Building |
Well it turns out Mylne's Court, the area I was placed, is completely ridiculous in basically every way (mostly good ways). For instance, it was built before there was such thing as the United States. Ridiculous!
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| It's no Walnut Street |
You wouldn't guess it by looking at the front door, but my apartment (which I still can't remember to call a 'flat') is located right in the middle of the city. Right in the busiest, most historically important, populous part of the city. We call it the Royal Mile. Well...everyone calls it that, and there's a very good reason for it.
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| Edinburgh Castle |
It's a castle. Less than five minutes walk from my front door there is a real life castle, and not only is that sweet, but there's been a castle there for even longer than my apartment building (apparently since the 12th century, although I'm sure it's been renovated since then). Now I know what you're thinking - "Matt, you're in Europe now; there's a castle on every street corner." Well you're wrong, but not by much. The architecture of this city is absolutely gorgeous in the Medieval sort of way that makes everything look all castle-ey.
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| My Neighborhood from a Distance. That Building with the Twin Towers in the Middle? Yeah, I Live Right Behind That. |
If you know me at all, you know how I feel about cities. They suck. It has never made sense to me why so many people would want to live so God-damned close to eachother, with buildings so tall you can't see past the next street, putting up with the constant strain of worry about crime, health, pollution, and the whole slew of other city-related problems. Give me plains and mountains and no one else in sight (except maybe a pretty girl to share it with). That said, Edinburgh as a city is something so completely different from what I'm used to that I'm not sure how I feel about it. Yes it is crowded (a fact disputed by new friends from London, LA and Mexico City), but the depth of history here, the feeling that street I'm walking on is hundreds of years old makes it somehow better than more modern cities. The Scotch whiskey doesn't hurt either.
Other notable sites on the Royal Mile include Parliament Square, St. Giles Cathedral, Holyrood Abbey, various high courts, and a plethora of tourist shops and pubs. It's always packed with tourists and locals alike and seems to be the busiest part of the city. Two minutes out my front door is the Bank of Scotland, which I think would provide a good model if Hilltop Bank ever renovates their main office.
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| The Bank of Scotland |
Now this has been an obviously brief tour of my new digs, but I hope it gives you a sense of what an absurd turn my life has taken. I'm sure many of you are a bit jealous, but you shouldn't be. Despite the greatness of my neighborhood, this is what you see out my bedroom window.
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| At Least Nobody Can See me Naked, Right? |
But, being the competitive lad I am (and yes, I've been called a typical American several times, so the drive to win fits in with the rest of that package). If I open my window and peek my head out, I can see this building.
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| The Hub |
So I'm settling in. I'm dealing with the oddities of city living, of British culture, and the rigors of coursework. Homesickness hasn't hit me too badly yet, but that's most likely because I don't have enough time to think about it. I'd say that, in general, things are going pretty well. Hope you all feel the same way, and keep an eye out for the next post (which hopefully won't be two weeks in the making).
And an answer to Papa's question from the last post: "Dinna Droun the Miller" is apparently an old Scottish saying imploring the barkeep not to put too much water in your whiskey. As it turns out, they generally don't put in any. As a result I've seen several foreigners grow a little extra hair on their chests.
Unfortunately, they were women.













